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Baby, it's real

I'm Danielle.
I'm not as scary as I seem, I promise. Take the chance to get to know me, you won't regret it. Here's a little tid bit, but you must answer the rest of your questions yourself: I hate milk and eggs. I have the biggest fear of needles ever, its ridiculous. I prefer real Christmas trees over fake ones. The only bone I've ever broken is my pinky. I love flying. I think obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. I'm flattered when someone remembers a small detail about me. I commonly park in handicap spots. I'm a firm believer in all things ganja.Snow White is my favorite Disney princess. I'll only eat cookies and brownies if they're soft. I'm left-handed.
Questions?
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Here’s an idea… if you really want to see me, make PLANS with me ahead of time instead of texting me late at night when A) I’m already in bed because I have work in the morning, B) I’m already out doing something, C) you have no plan for if I did want to hang out, or D) I’m not interested in being your booty call. Also, there’s no justification for the anger/rejection you feel because you didn’t have the intelligence/balls to take action sooner.

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Posted on Friday, 27 January
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